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Lynden is a community within Flamborough, which is itself part of the city of Hamilton, Ontario, Canada.
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Nangang District, also Nankang, is a southeastern district of Taipei, Taiwan. It is the seat of the Academia Sinica, Taipei World Trade Center Nangang Exhibition Hall, and Nankang Software Park (NKSP).
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