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{"type":"standard","title":"ITA Award for Best Actress - Comedy","displaytitle":"ITA Award for Best Actress - Comedy","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q68653759","titles":{"canonical":"ITA_Award_for_Best_Actress_-_Comedy","normalized":"ITA Award for Best Actress - Comedy","display":"ITA Award for Best Actress - Comedy"},"pageid":36204370,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/b9/Shubhangi_Atre_in_2018.jpg","width":194,"height":318},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/b9/Shubhangi_Atre_in_2018.jpg","width":194,"height":318},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1271496170","tid":"004b69f7-da30-11ef-a2bd-63b37302d4e2","timestamp":"2025-01-24T08:48:37Z","description":"Indian Television Academy award","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ITA_Award_for_Best_Actress_-_Comedy","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ITA_Award_for_Best_Actress_-_Comedy?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ITA_Award_for_Best_Actress_-_Comedy?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:ITA_Award_for_Best_Actress_-_Comedy"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/ITA_Award_for_Best_Actress_-_Comedy","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/ITA_Award_for_Best_Actress_-_Comedy","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/ITA_Award_for_Best_Actress_-_Comedy?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:ITA_Award_for_Best_Actress_-_Comedy"}},"extract":"ITA Award for Best Actress - Comedy is an award given by Indian Television Academy as a part of its annual event to a female actor in television series who has delivered an outstanding performance in a comic role.","extract_html":"
ITA Award for Best Actress - Comedy is an award given by Indian Television Academy as a part of its annual event to a female actor in television series who has delivered an outstanding performance in a comic role.
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