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Government Savings Bank (GSB) is a state-owned Thai bank headquartered in Phaya Thai District, Bangkok. GSB's Swift code is GSBATHBK.
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Ikhsan Leonardo Imanuel Rumbay is an Indonesian badminton player, who also plays for the PB Djarum club in national events. He also attended Special Sports School Ragunan.
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Candleriggs is a street in the city of Glasgow, Scotland. It is located in the Merchant City area of the city centre.
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