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{"slip": { "id": 77, "advice": "Mercy is the better part of justice."}}

{"slip": { "id": 173, "advice": "Always bet on black."}}

{"slip": { "id": 148, "advice": "Some people would be better off if they took their own advice."}}

{"slip": { "id": 147, "advice": "Don't take life too seriously."}}

{"slip": { "id": 141, "advice": "If you can't do anything about it, there's no point in worrying about it."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 222, "advice": "Respect other people's opinions, even when they differ from your own."}}

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{"fact":"The lightest cat on record is a blue point Himalayan called Tinker Toy, who weighed 1 pound, 6 ounces (616 g). Tinker Toy was 2.75 inches (7 cm) tall and 7.5 inches (19 cm) long.","length":178}

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{"slip": { "id": 133, "advice": "If you find yourself distressed about something, ask yourself if it will still matter tomorrow or next week or next month."}}

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