Bannerdale Crags is a fell in the English Lake District. It stands between Blencathra and Bowscale Fell in the Northern Fells.
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Trnové is a city part in the north-western part of Slovakia, approximately 7 kilometres south-east from Žilina.
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António Joaquim Granjo was a Portuguese lawyer and politician who served twice as prime minister during 1920 and 1921, until his assassination.
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